Polar Bear Cancel Culture Device

“If I had a rocket launcher. If I had a rocket launcher. If I had a rocket launcher.” -Bruce Cockburn

We’ve acquired these shotgun shells that are similar to bottle rockets on meth. They scream out of the barrel, then explode in a big flash of light. They’re called “bear bangers” and polar bears don’t care for them. We’re keeping actual shotgun shells in our shotgun and want to fire off these bear banger shells from a dedicated pistol.

West Marine sells the pistol that fires these bear bangers. If any of our expedition supporters out there want to make a tax-deductible donation, please contact me and feel free to order one of these cool pistols and the 12-gauge converter required to launch the special shells. To prevent getting multiple orders/donations, please notify me if you’re wanting to donate.


Start typing and press Enter to search